Fifteen

-not the number of kisses I received this morning.
-not the number of minutes I hit the snooze for.
-not even the number of dollars in my wallet.

The number of DEGREES on the thermometer!!!

I hope you are staying warm wherever you are.

Friday Funny

From an email I received this morning...


During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four basic religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.



Hee, hee, hee. Have a great weekend!

Rooting For the Home Team

Sorry Patriots.

In a two-year old's world

It apparently makes you quieter if you say "Tiptoe, tiptoe" while tiptoeing down the hall to announce that the baby is crying.