Out of the Mouths of Husbands

"Women's attitudes are like tiny delicate snowflakes.

That land on steep, snow covered mountains.

And snowball into avalanches. And whoa to the man that be in its path!"

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"There are no answers on the test with women."

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"Maire is the anchor of this ship. Things are pretty easy with the older two and you can get things done. But having Maire around stops everything."

On Being Early

Sunday, we actually got out of the house 5 minutes earlier than we needed to for Mass. Of course, half-way around the block, I realized that we didn't have the diaper bag. After circling around the block, getting the bag, and getting on the road again, I said, "So much for being early."

Tom's reply: "We don't want to be early. If you drop bombs early, you kill your own people."

Uh...yeah.

Hitting Close to Home

This commercial cracks Tom up. I think he sees his future in it!





I'll let you know if I see him wearing a tutu.

A Mother's Day Realization

Hubby: "I had a realization this morning."

Me: "What?"

Hubby: "I have 3 daughters."

Me: "Um...yes."

Hubby: "So I should have bought 4 cards."

Me: smiling

Hubby: "But Maire is always with you, so technically she couldn't buy a card for you without you seeing it anyways. So she teamed up with Alexis."

Oh really...

While watching The Tigger Movie today...

Tom: "I've decided I'm the Tigger of this family."

Me: "Then who am I?"

Tom: "Rabbit."

"It's Hard to be God"

Last night, as my husband was concentrating very hard on the proper placement of trees and snow in our little village, he suddenly says, "I wonder if God had these issues. It's hard to be God. And to think, He did it all in seven days."

The World According to My Husband

While watching Alexis eat pancakes for the first time, Tom says,

"I love it when they (the kids) eat the same thing we do. It's a miracle!

Like when they take the trash in the morning."

Oh, and Tom wants me to let you know that he was the one that made the pancakes.


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The World According to my Husband

"And to think, I was excited that you'd be talking."

Tom after being home for a half hour with our "talkative" daughter.



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The World According to My Husband

I sent this link to my husband to see what he thought of it. After only skimming it because it was "too long", he said, "Oh, so there are others out there as brilliant as I am." I guess he agreed with it.

I Think my Husband Was Involved

My husband is a HUGE martial arts fan. And every time we are in Waco, TX, he points out the Texas Ranger Museum. So obviously, he's into Chuck Norris. And he's been hearing me talk about Mike Huckabee a lot lately. And then I come across this political ad...My husband has to be involved somehow.

Jean over at Catholic Fire pretty much took the words right out of my mouth.